Xand Venturas

@XandVenturas

Amateur Cook and bad cyclist. Fond of forests. Social Media Director .

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Jun 2016

    This is my best tweet.

  2. 4 hours ago

    MTN really, REALLY needs a new logo.

  3. 4 hours ago
  4. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    David Cameron: You know, I think calling the might be the biggest political self-own of all time. Theresa May: Hold my tea.

  5. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    More like Theresa Won't

  6. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    The "worldwide rightwing nationalist surge" narrative has been taking a beating ever since Trump's inauguration.

  7. Retweeted
    6 hours ago
    Replying to

    Should Xand cook coq au vin this weekend for his IG devotees? 🍗🍄🍷

  8. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    . Hey girl, are you British Rail? Cos you're getting publicly owned.

  9. 6 hours ago
    Replying to

    Two wonderful things: Tories lost 17 seats and UKIP won none.

  10. 6 hours ago

    What have we learned about polls? Don’t fucking trust them.

  11. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    all of Twitter right now

  12. Jun 8
  13. Jun 8
  14. Jun 8

    You know what’s weird? Prostitution is illegal but porn isn’t. It’s essentially the same thing but one’s got a camera.

  15. Jun 8
  16. Jun 8
    Replying to

    Proof I’m an adult: cc

  17. Jun 8

    I’m eating pasta bolognese for breakfast because I’m an adult.

  18. Jun 7

    Going to take a crack at a sourdough starter.

  19. Jun 7

    Kitchen game just leveled up ⬆️💪

  20. Jun 7
  21. Jun 7
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