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@Xalo_Erkald

Dancing with a hidden tribe Learning to move and fly Touching the sky with our hands Longing to love to understand

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2015.

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  1. prije 3 sata

    Would it be wrong to just hide in my room with Netflix and a box of Ding Dongs?

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  2. prije 22 sata

    Library Rule #12: Do not poop in the waste basket. Ever.

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    If you’re angry about a speech being torn in half and not angry about families being torn in half...

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  4. 3. velj

    Evangelicals: The halftime show was inappropriate for children! Immoral! Indecent! Degrading to women! Also evangelicals: (secretly downloading halftime video to their spank bank.)

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  5. 3. velj

    “Oh, were you having a really good night’s sleep? Here, let me fix that for you.”

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  6. 2. velj

    Don’t be that asshole at the gym who doesn’t re-rack their weights. You’re not the center of the universe you’re just a fucking inconsiderate douche. There’s other people who want to use the equipment. Re-rack the fucking weights.

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  7. 31. sij

    Oh, I did not see that coming. No ma'am, not at all.

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  8. 31. sij

    You ever propose something at work and it gets accepted but first you have to contact other libraries about their p&p, create a team to work with, contact county agencies and then you wish you'd never come up with it at all?

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  9. 28. sij

    Last night I dreamt I had pneumonia and discharged myself from the hospital because I couldn't afford the bill. Fortunately, it was just a dream. Unfortunately, it's reality for too many people.

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  10. 25. sij

    You gotta wonder if tumpy’s advisors are trolling him. “Why sir, I believe these new light bulbs are making you look orange!” “Sir, I just took a dump and had to flush 15 times!” “Sir look at this logo for Space Force we had made.” Then they go home and laugh their asses off.

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  11. 25. sij

    No, I'm sorry, I can't check out your daughter's holds using a photo of her on your phone.

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  12. 24. sij

    "The administration's fiscal 2020 budget proposed cuts to Medicare and Social Security, student lending and nutritional assistance for low-income families" but by God you're gonna get a fucking wall. The sham MAGA is regressive & damaging our country.

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  13. 15. sij

    Anyone else get ravenously hungry when they have a cold? No?

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  14. 15. sij

    Ok Our library is thinking of adding bakeware to circulate & I have been tasked with researching how other libraries have addressed it, particularly health & safety-wise. Can anybody help me out? How do you address health concerns?

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    15. sij

    Hillary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and do nothing, and they would say she ordered a mob hit to murder an American ambassador.

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  16. 11. sij

    My slightly older relatives have discovered texting and now I have to keep my phone turned off.

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  17. 10. sij
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  18. 10. sij

    Do people no longer question what they read? Do they not read "200 people arrested for arson in Australia" & think "Wow. That's a lot of people. Can that be right?" & then Google it or call the library & ask? Seriously.

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  19. 10. sij

    I used one of the public restrooms at the mall today and I’m pretty such that was a tapeworm segment on the floor.

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    9. sij

    to recap: Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical report Trump is wealthy but you can't see his tax returns the call was perfect but you can't question his advisors Sulemani was an imminent threat but you can't see the intel

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