I'm so sorry dear, you're not qualified for public office because you put pens in your hair. But thanks so much for applying. We'll keep your application "on file". 
https://twitter.com/TiffanyBond/status/1028370938600013825 …
Looking forward to attack ads about me...
"Gosh darnit Maine, she's too sensible, cares too much, and reads too many bills - AND SHE KEEPS PENS IN HER HAIR! NO REASONABLE PERSON OVERCOMES POCKETLESS DRESSES WITH HAIR PEN STORAGE!!!!"
#mepolitics https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/1028013741214969856 …
