President Trump

@Writeintrump

A Parody Account of the Myth, the Man, the Legend that is Donald Trump

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 31

    To cheer up Merrick Garland for losing his seat to Neil Gorsuch I'm making him a judge at one of my beauty pageants!

    7 replies . 127 retweets 299 likes
  2. Apr 6

    What's the difference between a liberal and the missiles I launched at Syria? My missiles actually work!

    10 replies . 60 retweets 165 likes
  3. Apr 6

    Tim Tebow hits a home run and I pulled off a successful military operation in Syria! Jesus is working overtime tonight!

    7 replies . 102 retweets 284 likes
  4. Apr 6

    If I really wanted to be cruel to Syria I'd drop copies of Alec Baldwin's new book instead of missiles!

    12 replies . 93 retweets 265 likes
  5. Mar 30

    I agree with Mike Pence I won't dine with a woman alone out of respect for my wife. But I will take them furniture shopping!

    8 replies . 43 retweets 169 likes
  6. Mar 24

    It turns out that ObamaCare is just like Herpes. It is impossible to get rid of and you got it from a Democrat!

    16 replies . 149 retweets 328 likes
  7. Mar 24

    Wow Liberals really want to . Maybe they think it is a fetus!

    21 replies . 76 retweets 211 likes
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  9. Mar 20

    I wished FBI Director James Comey good luck today and reminded him "Snitches Get Stitches!"

    15 replies . 86 retweets 238 likes
  10. Mar 14

    If Rachel Maddow reveals my tax returns then I guess I'll have to reveal what gender she actually is!

    46 replies . 237 retweets 646 likes
  11. Mar 4

    Until Obama swears on his Koran that he did not wiretap Trump Tower will never end!

    21 replies . 161 retweets 344 likes
  12. Mar 4

    Until I know Obama isn't wiretapping the White House like he did with Trump Tower, Steve Bannon and I are only communicating with these!

    16 replies . 112 retweets 246 likes
  13. Mar 4

    Great job Obama illegally wiretapping Trump Tower before the election. Now we know what Nixon would be like if he was born in Kenya!

    13 replies . 114 retweets 282 likes
  14. Mar 4

    Obama wiretapped Trump Tower because he wanted to hear what a winner sounded like for a change!

    17 replies . 151 retweets 390 likes
  15. Mar 3

    I bet Arnold Schwarzenegger blamed me for knocking up his housekeeper like he blamed me for leaving Celebrity Apprentice!

    14 replies . 71 retweets 229 likes
  16. Feb 28

    I should have ended with a mic drop!

    15 replies . 74 retweets 277 likes
  17. Feb 28

    I would rather the couch in the Oval Office smell like Kellyanne Conway's feet than smell like the Liberals who sat on it the last 8 years!

    32 replies . 93 retweets 314 likes
  18. Feb 26

    I'm just so glad Warren Beatty didn't read the results of the Presidential Election.

    24 replies . 156 retweets 473 likes
  19. Feb 26

    Be careful liberal Hollywood because I'm like Beetlejuice. If you say my name 3 times during an acceptance speech I'll appear!

    14 replies . 62 retweets 228 likes
  20. Feb 22

    I haven't seen this many losers competing for such a terrible prize since the last "You Are Not The Father" segment on Maury!

    37 replies . 243 retweets 402 likes
  21. Feb 22

    is the first thing involving CNN that anyone has actually been excited to see in decades!

    9 replies . 274 retweets 748 likes

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