President Trump

@Writeintrump

A Parody Account of the Myth, the Man, the Legend that is Donald Trump

New York City
Дата регистрации: март 2012 г.

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  1. Закрепленный твит
    18 авг.

    Barron fell asleep in bed with me and Melania. I want to make him go to his own bed but I'm afraid I'll be accused of separating another immigrant from her child!

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  2. 5 окт.

    Susan Collins speech is way too long. Where's Brett Kavanaugh to put his hand over a woman's mouth when you need him?!

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  3. 3 окт.

    My next will be using a dog whistle so that only Crooked Hillary and Nancy Pelosi can hear it!

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  4. 3 окт.

    Wow. The New York Times revealed my Dad Fred Trump was really rich! With investigative reporting like that it's a shocker that they're going out of business!

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  5. ретвитнул(а)
    11 сент.
    В ответ

    I don’t think this is President Trump. I think this is an impostor!

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  6. 10 сент.

    Don't worry America, if I weathered Stormy Daniels I can handle !

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  7. 8 сент.

    President Obama is in Anaheim. The only question is will Disneyland hire him to play Goofy or Dopey!

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  8. 7 сент.

    I couldn't hear President Obama's inspiring speech in Illinois today because the gun violence in Chicago was too loud!

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  9. 6 сент.

    I will miss Alex Jones on Twitter. He reminded me of what would happen if Glenn Beck became addicted to bath salts!

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  10. 26 авг.

    Even if I was invited to John McCain's funeral I wouldn't be able to attend because I made plans to go to my new friend Zack's 6th birthday party. They're having cake and balloon animals!

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  11. 23 авг.

    I should have known a guy named David Pecker would end up acting like a dick!

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  12. 22 авг.

    Barron said the cutest thing minutes ago. "Don't worry about Michael Cohen or Paul Manafort Dad, snitches get stitches!" I swear I love that kid more each day!

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  13. 20 авг.

    It's a sad day in America when Hooters is struggling financially. The good news is Fox News will hire the waitresses to be commentators!

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  14. 20 авг.

    I'm so proud of my wife Melania Trump for her campaign to end cyberbullying. She is a total class act unlike that psychopathic vile dog Omarosa!

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  15. 19 авг.

    Omarosa was actually doing great at the White House until Barron accidentally fed her after midnight!

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  16. 18 авг.

    I blame Bill Clinton for this whole NFL Anthem protest. He had interns taking a knee in the Oval Office two decades ago!

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  17. 18 авг.

    I offered this baby $100 to crap on a copy of Omarosa's new book "Unhinged." The baby offered to do it for free just on principle!

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  18. 18 авг.

    Netflix just cancelled Michelle Wolf's show. I guess she's going to have to drag that trunk full of props out of storage and go back to performing in Vegas!

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  19. 18 авг.

    Skipped my National Security briefing to rewatch "Avengers: Infinity Wars." Still can't get over the movie's biggest plothole! If Thanos wanted to save the Universe why wouldn't he just get rid of Liberals!

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  20. 18 авг.

    I'd like to correct my earlier statement. It turns out Kofi Annan was not the King of Wakanda. I apologize to all the people of Wakanda for the misunderstanding!

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  21. 18 авг.

    I'm proposing a new law that will not allow any NFL Player who kneels for the National Anthem to use a helmet during the game! Let's see how much they truly believe in their cause!

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