President Trump

@Writeintrump

A Parody Account of the Myth, the Man, the Legend that is Donald Trump

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 12

    When people heard I was sending an African-American with no diplomacy skills to North Korea they assumed I meant Obama not Dennis Rodman!

    49 replies 254 retweets 615 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    If you see a suspicious character on the 4th of July, it's probably just a liberal!

    5 replies 29 retweets 110 likes
  3. Jul 1

    Manny Pacquiao is bleeding like Mika did from her horrible face-lift! .

    7 replies 44 retweets 131 likes
  4. Jun 29

    I agree that Mika Brzezinski deserves an apology -- from her plastic surgeon!

    36 replies 174 retweets 487 likes
  5. Jun 29

    I love hearing Liberals tell me to preserve the dignity of the Oval Office when I'm staring at the desk Bill Clinton got a BJ from an intern

    35 replies 136 retweets 315 likes
  6. Jun 29

    Sorry Psycho Joe and Mika but unlike Michelle Obama "When they go low I step on their necks!"

    5 replies 66 retweets 161 likes
  7. Jun 29

    Psycho Joe and that Banshee he's with on Morning Joe need to watch what they say. You're on television, at least try to be professional!

    6 replies 36 retweets 116 likes
  8. Jun 29

    I only used the term Psycho Joe because like the Norman Bates character he's obsessed with a decaying woman, only it's not his mom it's Mika

    4 replies 29 retweets 96 likes
  9. Jun 29

    In Mika Brzezinski's defense, with the ratings Morning Joe gets that botched face-lift was the best plastic surgery she could afford!

    8 replies 41 retweets 117 likes
  10. Jun 22

    Johnny Depp should be less concerned with actors killing Presidents and more concerned with actors killing their livers!

    22 replies 57 retweets 189 likes
  11. Jun 22

    Johnny Depp said he wants to kill me, which explains why he keeps trying to show me all the shitty movies he's made the past 10 years!

    25 replies 135 retweets 416 likes
  12. Jun 16

    Watching the special. Nixon was such an idiot! I burn my Oval Office tapes every night along with a Hillary voodoo doll!

    4 replies 46 retweets 126 likes
  13. Jun 12

    Firing Robert Mueller as Special Counsel may seem wrong and crazy, but so did eating pizza backwards in 1995! And that worked out well!

    9 replies 52 retweets 137 likes
  14. Jun 12

    The Secret Service just admitted they didn't have any tapes on me. Too bad they didn't work for Access Hollywood!

    2 replies 29 retweets 100 likes
  15. Jun 12

    I asked the 9th Circuit to explain why they shot down my Muslim ban but they had already left for Syria to join ISIS!

    10 replies 88 retweets 179 likes
  16. Jun 11

    Mike Pence just caught me watching the and now wants me to go to conversion therapy!

    4 replies 43 retweets 129 likes
  17. Jun 9

    First Kathy Griffin now Reza Aslan. Thanks to me CNN has now fired even more people than ESPN!

    5 replies 60 retweets 186 likes
  18. Jun 9

    In Romania they call bloodsuckers vampires. In America we just call them the New York Times!

    6 replies 57 retweets 182 likes
  19. Jun 8

    I want to wish a happy day to Putin. Just kidding Liberals!

    8 replies 43 retweets 154 likes
  20. Jun 8

    I became President to kick ass and sell baseball hats! And I'm all out of hats!

    8 replies 48 retweets 134 likes

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