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You're right. The world DOES need another novel about an aging English professor's affair with a nubile young co-ed.
If a character is in New York, she’s got to be either a model or a writer, right?
If your alien culture isn’t a thinly veiled allegory for contemporary politics, what’s the point?
If you pay attention to racial representation in your work, it probably means you're secretly racist. Better just make everyone white.
Why would you need a dictionary? You've already got a thesaurus!
Throes.
Just stick "gate" on the end. That's basically what Woodward and Bernstein did.
Is that character's name overtly symbolic? No? Might as well scrap the whole book.
Why would your book need to speak for itself when you'll be around to explain it to the Amazon commenters?
You don't need to hire a designer for that cover! Just use a bunch of left-justified Helvetica or something.
If you make that kid the Chosen Hero, you can totally bypass any other character development!
Submission guidelines are for suckers. Live free or die.
Look, if that estranged parent isn't going to be a chosen hero or major villain, you might as well just kill them off right now.
Video game technology basically plateaued at the Super Nintendo, right?
Oh, you don't really need to run that transliterated slang by a native speaker. I'm sure you're using it correctly.
Yes. Those wolves would definitely spontaneously befriend your protagonist. That sounds like exactly the sort of thing wolves would do.
An evil twin? Sure, go for it!
Love at first sight is the only true love.
A seasoned warrior wearing plate armor that protects none of her vital organs or major blood vessels.
Healthy relationships are boring. Better make it a veneer for seething resentment and maybe some attempted murder.
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