The day is young, but apparently it's Women's Equality Day. Which means the corps are going to be signaling their butts off. I'm starting a thread. First up: Delta!pic.twitter.com/9z1fmEVcIi
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Females make up 57% of sales employees at Merck, & we won't stop til that number is 100%! Of course anybody who knows anything about pharma sales knows what that's all about. Frankly, I'm surprised it's that low! (Don't know what I'm talking about? see: https://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/28/business/gimme-an-rx-cheerleaders-pep-up-drug-sales.html …)pic.twitter.com/WvJ6K3hQvq
"See how one woman is developing a possibly game-changing medication" See: Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes.pic.twitter.com/i8XxJNzwhA
Woke Fashion, naturally. Barney's, Revlon representin' here.pic.twitter.com/Qt4kUqFRfR
Cartoon Network straight up Malala-poasting. This is bottom of the barrel shitlib signaling. Cartoon Network is a shonda.pic.twitter.com/3WcThqj2Ya
"My advice to other young women --" I'ma stop you right there, cause you ain't young, Magda Yrizarry. 

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The Swedes must signal, of course. It's their biological imperative.pic.twitter.com/lsZMqRDC3s
That GIF starts with the sassy black woman of course. The backbone of L'oreal I'm sure.
CC: @HumansOfFlat (also see the Cartoon Network poast above)pic.twitter.com/w01TqKrqOC
Of course, "our work's not done until equality is made real for all", i.e. our work will NEVER be done because they rage against nature. This line from the Declaration, followed by Emma Lazarus huddled masses schmaltz, are the two cringiest bits of boomer sentimentality.pic.twitter.com/VIaACJlQWE
Woke Junk food is committed to gender parity (more hard quotas?).pic.twitter.com/gW5MBlbF7q
Merck (featured once above already) is committed to gender parity by 2030 as well. Both Merck and Yum! Brands refer to Paradigm for Parity. Paradigm for Parity clearly has a lot of sway with Big Corp. Who exactly are these people re-making society in the name of their cause?pic.twitter.com/HwocRdaccH
Pretty holy to use a sacred brown body, but UBS gets docked points for being a day late.pic.twitter.com/pnCKAZHcpB
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