Woke Capital

@WokeCapital

Speaking Power to Truth, one tweet at a time. Also see: . Now on Instagram as

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Nov 2018

    For more context on what this account is about, why I started it, & things I've learned since, take a look at this interview I did over at Parallax Optics. We had a blast exploring the Woke Capital phenomenon in depth. Para, thank you for taking the time & inviting me to do this!

    Parallax Optics presents an exclusive interview with . A deep dive into the intersecting dynamics of Capital and the Cathedral, and their reification via corporate media and propaganda.
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  2. Mar 1

    We haven't yet found evidence of a "gay gene", but we have a preponderance of evidence of evidence for "gay jeans."

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  3. Mar 1

    LMAO get a load of this. Wahmen, you ready to share your bioleninist holiday month with gay men in drag? 🍿🍿🍿

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  4. Mar 1

    BOFA, you shoud've listened to Blackface Robert Downey Jr.

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  5. Mar 1

    What does one call this type of advertisement?

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  6. Mar 1

    Extremely Liz Holmes-esque deep voice: "I'm ready to make change." "I was told that I smile too much, or that I don't smile enough." "Recognize that there is injustice." Benioff Co starting Wahmen's history month *STRONG!*

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  7. Mar 1

    Your new financial overlords are sassy, swarthy, and thicc, and it's beautiful. YASSS QUEEN SLAY!

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  8. Mar 1

    Woke Capital doesn't miss a beat. We moved seamlessly from MLKpoasting to Black History Month & LGBT history month to Wahmen's History Month. This shall be the start of my March-long Wahmen's History Month Thread.

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  9. Mar 1

    Apparently many of y'all are getting the sponsored PepsiCo ad about the crop gap and are tagging me in (Thank you!). Just wanted to let y'all know I'm not ignoring you, I just already posted about this 2 weeks ago. Many such cases!

    Woke Diabeetus wants to wring out 30% more efficiency in their female-dominated food production supply chain by... having them work fewer hours? Giving greater land rights? Y'know, I'm not sure what their logic is, nor do I know what their goals are; whatever it is, it's woke.
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  10. Feb 28

    To end this thread, and bring a close to Black History month, I leave you with our Woke President. Pandering to minority groups is just one of the costs of maintaining a multi-ethnic empire. Goodnight!

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  11. Feb 28

    One last immigrant elite foreigner at the NY Fed before we close this month out.

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  12. Feb 28

    Woke Retail

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  13. Feb 28

    "It's a story of injustice, history, and progress" - Woke Sportsball Indeed, but not in the way they think it is...

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  14. Feb 28

    Woke Cable Monopoly

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  15. Feb 28

    Woke Capital

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  16. Feb 28

    Woke Tech

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  17. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Speaking of wanting "to be at the forefront of the beauty conversation" at Barneys, my wife was putting on makeup in the Barneys ladies room in 1992, when she glanced at woman next to her...who was 26-year-old Brooke Shields. Beauty Inequality is real and drives a lot of SJWism

    "Barneys is proud to introduce our 'Barneys In Conversation' series. In honor of , we invited a group of dynamic women to speak on the topic of inclusive beauty. I want to be at the forefront, not an afterthought" 's Law of Female Journos applies.
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  18. Feb 28

    Right down to the wire, Benioff org comin' across the finish line. Only a few hours left in the month!

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  19. Feb 28

    "Barneys is proud to introduce our 'Barneys In Conversation' series. In honor of , we invited a group of dynamic women to speak on the topic of inclusive beauty. I want to be at the forefront, not an afterthought" 's Law of Female Journos applies.

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  20. Feb 28

    "I will help others like me find a path that leads them to success" "Having all voices at the table fosters authenticity... for us all to rise" "I've dedicated my life to... serve people from marginalized communities" -JP Morgan There people don't do any work, just gibs for kin.

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  21. Feb 28

    "My perspective adds value to all female designers of color." And how exactly, pray tell, does it do that? The absolute sophistry on display in this thread...

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