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Geoff. Like Jeff, but spelled funny. Majestic. Video games, technology, food and popular culture. Not fun at parties.
Johannesburg, South AfricaJoined February 2009
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Sony in a few months: Heeeeeyyyyy Microsoft, buddy, pal. About that COD deal...👉👈
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The deal's probably going to go through eventually, and Sony's going to end up without *any* of the concessions MS has offered, putting them in a worse position of their own making. twitter.com/tomwarren/stat…
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I look at people with small children and smile because I don’t have those anymore and that makes me happy.
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The deal's probably going to go through eventually, and Sony's going to end up without *any* of the concessions MS has offered, putting them in a worse position of their own making.
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Sony suggests to the CMA that Microsoft could release a buggy version of Call of Duty on PlayStation which could make gamers lose confidence "in PlayStation as a go-to venue to play Call of Duty." Seriously... 
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Street Fighter 6 comes out in three months.
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It's criminal that Sony hasn't updated its superlative Astro Bot Rescue Mission to support PS VR2. Should have been a free "pack in" like Astro's Playroom. Amazing game that deserves to be on a newer platform.
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Successfully convinced to get for his PS VR2, and I think that's my good deed of the day done.
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The first game I remember playing was Space invaders clone TI-Invaders on the Texas Instruments TI-99/4 (The world's first 16-bit home computer! [and also a piece of shit]).
What was yours?
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My oldest kid is moving to CT (next week!) so I guess I'm going to be going down there a couple of times a year.
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Anyone know of potential less fortunate student photographers? I have an old canon eos 350d, long lens and some accessories I’d like to donate
DM me, I dont want you to feel ashamed publicly. Only for someone who CANNOT afford a camera, this isn’t a fun give away, this is a tool
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I will have to wait until the entire season of The Last of Us is available to start watching it.
If my wife decides she wants to binge it and episodes aren't available, it's somehow my fault.
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I..uhhh...what? This is insane.
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The CSS art that I am most proud of to date
A black polaroid camera.
View code here: codepen.io/kassandrasanch
View code here: codepen.io/kassandrasanch
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I don't do football but boy am I glad I decided to watch this final. It's been wiiiilllld.
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It me
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"I'm sure I'm not the only person who experienced an epiphany when starting the £2 game on Valve's £350+ machine. Do I regret using such an expensive piece of hardware to almost exclusively play Vampire Survivors? Hell no. They're a match made in heaven."
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If anybody is struggling to get Witcher 3:CE working on Steam deck with dx12, update your proton experimental to the "bleeding edge" beta, then set the game to use proton experimental. Runs pretty well! Combat still sucks so I'm going to play Yakuza 0 again instead.
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The only way to sleep
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I'd like to thank Sagat from Street Fighter for teaching me the Tiger posture for achieving a good night's rest.
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I would also like to knowledge the extremely lovely people outside of this bird app who make my life on this weird blue rock better.
Y'all are everything. ❤️
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He's also sometimes as dumb as a spoon, but that's also one of his most endearing qualities.
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I do (and will continue) to give shit, but he's frequently genuinely brilliant, has an incredible way with words and possesses one of the most amazing work ethics I've ever encountered. He's a credit to any organisation that has him. He is my friend and I love him.
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I will NOT install Vampire Survivors on my phone I will NOT install Vampire Survivors on my phone I will NOT install Vampire Survivors on my phone I will NOT install Vampire Survivors on my phone I will NOT install Vampire Survivors on my phone I will NOT install Vampire Survivor
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It's got nothing to do with Vorsprung durch Technik, you know?
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I’m 37 years old and I run a £0 portfolio of companies. This is my daily routine:
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Turning off the blue shell FOREVER
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A new Custom Items feature is now available for all #MarioKart 8 Deluxe owners via a free update. Use it to choose which items appear in offline VS Races and certain online modes!
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Will do more testing, with different shows on different TVs to 100% confirm this. Probably not today though.
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[insert sad trombone sounds here]
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Replying to @WobblyOnion @Sismrnoth and @TheKervynator
Been doing more testing and noticed something, which was confirmed by the stats. The PS5 version of D+ at the moment doesn't appear to support HDR. HDR content is presented in SDR.
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Eh. This movie was okay. I'd give it a B.
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Of all of the big SA retailers, is absolutely the very, very, very worst when it comes to the online shopping experience. Absolutely dreadful from the first moment to the last.
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Anyone have any JHB restaurant suggestions for a place that does a proper carbonara? ie: Guanciale instead of pancetta or bacon, emulsified eggs and pecorino instead of fake parmesan and worst of fucking all, cream?
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Draw your weapon of choice and choose between four different battle styles: Swordsman, Gunman, Wild Dancer and Brawler.
Take a look at what powerful abilities and stylish moves await you in Like a Dragon: Ishin! coming Feb 21, 2023.
youtu.be/LQhLakRCEvQ
#LikeaDragonIshin
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I think the ZA Xbox account is run by actual clowns.
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If you haven't played overwatch 2 yet,
Here is a snippet and you might just changed your mind...
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These babycats will be ready for adoption in about a week. 1 x black male, 2 x female torties. If you can give them a home in Jozi, please contact Belinda (Kempton Ferals NPO) on 0832715956.
Subject to home check + adoption fee.
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