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Sam 🌈🍫🍰🍦
@WittySam
Passionate about social justice & finding humour in life. One rule: laugh at adversity. Subversive. Attempts humour terribly.
AustraliaJoined October 2009

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Imagine being such an old piece of shit that you would write this about a victim of brutal child sexual abuse. If you could imagine for one second what it would be like to be a victim of a crime like this - and then copping criticism from this old fuck for your ‘rudeness’. 🤮
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“Hiding inside myself, what am I doing? Rules meant for breaking, Feelings awaken, there’s no more escaping you”. I am so sad to hear the passing of Margaret Urlich. Another piece of my childhood dying with her.
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We should not be gaslit about Morrison’s secret ministry roles. The ghost minister arrangements in 2020/21 are a big deal. They challenge core constitutional conventions, democratic accountabilities, and transparency. Democracy dies in darkness.
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Morrison just confirmed that he personally told two journalists presumably when still PM that he had secretly sworn himself into several ministries. And yet he hadn’t told the ministers impacted by that decision. Disgraceful.
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A reminder that is sitting in federal parliament on approx $220K a year (+ perks) to represent the people of the electorate of Cook And yet he is freely admitting he is not engaging in any daily politics. (also his claim is, as usual, complete rubbish)
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Scott Morrison to Sky News: "No, haven't seen what he [Albanese] has said. Since leaving the job I haven't engaged in any day-to-day politics." #auspol
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I still can’t actually believe so many good folk just deal with Splendour and what is North Byron Parklands. I wonder if people remember or know the truth. Your own community spent years fighting the absurdity of putting the event on that land.
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This is really fucking grim: "It is generally accepted that varroa mite will eventually become established in Australia. When it does, it's expected to progressively kill 95-100% of Australia's wild honey bee population." #auspol
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Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph to date. Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats completely untethered, away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so. Credit: NASA
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let's call it out: coal & gas producers currently 'enjoying' high prices are essentially profiteering from the war in ukraine. in earlier times war profiteering was considered treachery. should we have a war profits levy, proceeds to help consumers with bills & getting off gas?
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This should be leading news bulletins: More than 500 aged care residents were sexually assaulted in the last 3 mths of 2021. Unreported cases with dementia patients probably 2000.
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This is brilliant & so on point. #PlatinumJubilee #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Replying to @LeGateauChoc
Always find it funny when Royal commentators talk about them doing simple tasks like it's some great achievement. "The prince showed a real dignity today..." Meaning, he walked a short distance in a suit, waved, and didn't aggressively soil himself.
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One step closer for us to become a republic ☺️ #AbolishTheMonarchy
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🎉 In a major historic first, Australia now has an Assistant Minister for the Republic. We congratulate the Government on making this important step towards the realisation of an Australian republic and look forward to working with them over the next parliamentary term. #AusPol
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Australia now has an Assistant Minister for the Republic. With ARM logo.
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Gives me hope that my country will finally #AbolishTheMonarchy soon #auspol #AlboMyPM
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Fantastic to hear the oaths of affirmation to serve "the Commonwealth of Australia, her land and her people" as interim Ministers were sworn in today. The oath of allegiance to our Head of State, the Queen of England, has been jettisoned. A new style right from the start #auspol
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Good news is, Pauline Hanson looks set to lose her Senate seat. She’ll be off to join Channel 7 as their Racist in Residence. #auspol
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