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Mar 27, 2021

This is your annual reminder that I wrote a whole fucking book and I would love for you to read it. If you have anxiety and enjoy oversharing and swearing, this might be the book for you. Buy it from

@bookbroads

and they'll mail it right to you like magic! broadwaybooks.net/search/site/ok

Kelly Luce

@lucekel

Dec 27, 2022

2022: the year I had a short story go viral. I'm grateful to all who read & shared. We even busted a server. ICYMI, "Between the Lines" is the story of a marriage, told through an email being drafted in real time. It takes ~ 5 min to read/experience. codelit.com/between-the-li

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@dorsalstream

Nov 10, 2022

Love how the new $8/month model for Twitter is like subscribing to Spotify or Netflix except you also have to create all the music or movies

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feats of strength

@MissesDread

Nov 9, 2022

Looks like the red wave was actually just some mid-cycle spotting.

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Nov 5, 2022

If I were starting a new social media app, maybe the first thing I’d do is check to make sure my nomenclature for posts wasn’t synonymous with toddler farts.

Oct 30, 2022

Absolutely terrifying.

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Rob Taylor

@roblucastaylor

Oct 29, 2022

I went with something truly chilling this year.

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Bury me in the ocean with my ancestors

@shadowravyn

Oct 27, 2022

Let me break this down for you, and y'all can go break this down for others. "Rest in power" is not the woke version of "Rest in peace." It's not just cool, it's not a way to show you really liked someone, it's not something you say when a famous person you really liked dies.

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My god she’s good at this.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC

Oct 13, 2022

If someone is talking politics and eating $28 of Taco Bell in one sitting then my immediate follow up question is what their thoughts are on Biden’s executive order on cannabis rescheduling twitter.com/EricKleefeld/s…

Alison

@JustAboutGlad

Sep 26, 2022

So sick of people telling me I won’t find love because I’m fat. I know damn well it’s because I’m annoying and clingy and kind of mean.

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I find this deeply disturbing. Seems like something Satan would have on his couch.

Sep 26, 2022

Thanks so much for the retweet! That was awfully kind of you. Please enjoy this emoji with a cowboy hat on who's smiling but still appears mildly depressed to show my gratitude. 🤠

Do you have anxiety and also enjoy oversharing and swearing? If so, ask your favorite independent bookseller if Okay Fine Whatever is right for you! broadwaybooks.net

Cora Harrington

@lingerie_addict

Sep 23, 2022

I just ran across a thread of white British women calling Meghan Markle ugly. Racism makes you DELUSIONAL.

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Sep 22, 2022

Eric - 38 Ivanka - 40 Don Jr - 44 But yes. Let’s please leave “the children” out of this.

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nikki mccann ramírez

@NikkiMcR

Sep 21, 2022

Bill Barr tells Fox that NYAG Letitia James "grossly overreaches when she tries to drag the children into this" because Eric, Don Jr., and Ivanka, are not "expected in the real world to due their own due diligence."

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Sep 18, 2022

Discovered this extraordinary woman on TikTok. Her focus is mostly on managing self-care and home care tasks through overwhelm. She is wise and brilliant. Listen in!

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KC Davis

@KCDavisSays

Sep 18, 2022

If you have a twitter audience, would you mind retweeting this? Trying to get the word out about my podcast. It's for all the overwhelmed or neurodivergent self-help rejects like myself. Subscribe all on major platforms!

Vi La Bianca

@AuthorConfusion

Sep 17, 2022

Some men can't find the cathedral

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Janel Comeau

@VeryBadLlama

Sep 12, 2022

Twitter is giving me regular updates on the location of the Queen’s coffin like I personally ordered it on Amazon

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Tig Notaro

@TigNotaro

Sep 13, 2022

If I make my uterus an LLC will republicans stay out of my private business

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Dr. Disco Unicorn

@TheDiscoUnicorn

Sep 11, 2022

Just FYI, more former Mormon bishops have been arrested for sex crimes against children in just the last year than trans people have in the entire history of Utah. But guess which one makes Mormon parents afraid

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Watch every video on this thread. It’s beautiful and life-affirming and it’s on Twitter, which is frankly confusing.

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Lai

@Jazzexl

Sep 11, 2022

As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I’d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.

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Replying to

I can’t get enough of More

Sep 10, 2022

I’m glad Clogs ‘n’ More added the ‘n’ More to their name. Clogs are super niche but everyone loves More.

Lizzie Logan

@lizzzzzielogan

Sep 6, 2022

man if you guys think olivia wilde leaving her longtime partner for the hot young thiing starring in her movie and being kinda unaware of some problematic vibes on set is crazy, wait til you hear about Most Male Directors Of Movies

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Anthony Perillo, Ph.D. (mas.to/@AnthonyPerillo)

@ADPerillo

Sep 1, 2022

Hon, is everything ok? You’ve barely touched your 2020 DEI initiative.

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Kat Tenbarge

@kattenbarge

Aug 31, 2022

More people need to be talking about Jackson, Mississippi. The city ran out of bottled water to give residents yesterday. It’s the largest city in Mississippi. It’s 80% Black. Their water system is failing because of years of neglect. This is environmental racism.

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A friend is re-watching Pretty in Pink tonight and it made me realize I’m still pissed about that hideous fucking dress.

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Still Di(stant)

@dianamchard

Aug 26, 2022

My current state of cognitive dissonance: wearing a mask to protect others while simultaneously hating everyone.

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What side business is Gaetz running that he would need a PPP loan?

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The White House

@WhiteHouse

Aug 25, 2022

Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven. twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/s

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Lawmaker Tearily Explains Teen Almost Lost Uterus Because of Abortion Law He Voted For

I will never forgive them for knowingly killing women. And to this fucknugget I say: stop crying and fix what you broke. He actually said, "I voted for this bill. These are affecting people." As if he had no idea.

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South Carolina state Rep. Neal Collins got emotional recounting what the anti-abortion rules meant for one 19-year-old.

The internet is now closed. Nothing left to see here. Thanks everyone!

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joanie

@laracroftbarbie

i legitimately cannot stop talking about this and thinking about this and fixating on this

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"OMG. Horizon Worlds makes people look so creepy!" "That's...not the app."

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james hennessy

@jrhennessy

Looks great!

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Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name

I would vote for this man over Dr. Oz. Mostly to see the shirt he’d wear to the inauguration.

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@CoreyRForrester

I went to the Kroger Lion today and I was SHOCKED at the price of these regular blue collar food items!!

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I thought the original video was embarrassing enough. My god. Hilariously brutal.

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Wegner’s Groceries

@grocerieswegner

Aug 15, 2022

We repeatedly told @DrOz that we had pre-made veggie trays..excuse me “Crudité”…in the deli starting at $5.99. $7.99 with guacamole and salsa. Vote @JohnFetterman!

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John Horvick

@horvick

Aug 15, 2022

Interesting data from UC Berkeley about downtown recoveries. This study examined 62 North American cities using cell phone activity, comparing spring of 2019 to spring of 2022. Portland rated 60th and recovered 41% of activity. downtownrecovery.com

Cabel

@cabel

Aug 12, 2022

There's a bonkers-expensive house for sale in Portland — a big loft thing — that holds an INCREDIBLE secret. It's not in the official realtor pics. But it is in the walkthrough. And I don't want to spoil it. Hit "3D Walkthrough" and immediately go left: redfin.com/OR/Portland/16

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Aug 11, 2022

Well, fuck. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE? So embarrassing. Thanks for letting me know, Brat. This finally explains the mild sleep apnea and all the caftans.

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@444heavensent

Aug 11, 2022

Replying to @Wisenheimer

someone else is fat too yikes