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I took my 8-year-old daughter to the office on 'Take Your Kid To Work Day' But when we walked in the office she started to cry.
As concerned staff gathered round I asked her what was wrong and she said: "Daddy where are all the clowns you said you work with.”
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I moved into a bungalow recently.
I was going to move into a house, but that’s another storey!
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What happens if someone slaps you at
a high frequency?
It Hertz.
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Having too much sex can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm.
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I just couldn't bring myself to quit my job at the bakery. I was underpaid and the hours were lousy, but...
I needed the bread.
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What did the Ukrainian say to his German friend?
Tanks a lot.
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The missus and I were arguing about the size of tits. I'm telling her that it doesn't matter, but she says it does...
To cut a long story short, I start my new diet tomorrow!
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My television broke, so I was forced to rely on the lost art of conversation with the wife at dinner...
"Have you seen the iPad, love?" I said.
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I haven’t seen my twin brother since I left Australia...
We were separated at Perth.
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Before making puns about Australian marsupials, please ensure you have the correct koalafications.
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I went to the barber's and said "I want my hair cut like Tom Cruise".
So he put a cushion on the chair...
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To celebrate Burns Night my greengrocer exchanges old novels for vegetables...
That’s a turnip for the books...
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My girlfriend poked me in the eyes...
...so I stopped seeing her for a while.
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I can't believe I got fired from the clock factory.
I put in so many extra hours!
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I am trying to teach my son chess but he struggles with the castles.
He keeps making rookie mistakes.
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It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
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To the guy who invented zero
Thanks for nothing
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“Welcome back everybody” is apparently not a good way to start a speech...
...if you’re the best man at your mate’s second wedding.
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My friend got a job repairing ladders.
He's working his way to the top.
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