Takeway guy decided to come earlier, when I was naked and halfway through shaving my head. Welp, at least he'll have a cool story to tell...
Replying to @TomGrochowiak
hmm that sounds suspiciously similar to a porn movie plot... 

10:25 AM - 17 Mar 2017
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