2021 consumer startup playbook: 1. find any consumer item -- cookware, adderall, standing desks, the more sin-adjacent the better. 2. pay red antler a few million bucks to pick out a serif font for you 3. whatever cash is left, spend on ironic ads at bus stops
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I’m ngmi
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Don’t forget to add a subscription
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4. Get indicted by DOJ for agressive off-label drug marketing
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Let’s start a d2c cigarette brand
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ooooo i want a loot crate filled with Marlboros and American Spirits. complimentary can of dip and gold-plated spitter
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it’s the “x but for mobile” of the new generation
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this, but "on chain".
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