I miss sitting in the front seat of the Uber at 2am and trying to distract the driver from whatever chaos my friends were creating in the back
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“So do you drive a lot?”
“What time a night does it normally get crazy” (Implying that the backseat is discrete from that time)
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“Do you usually drive at night or only on the weekends?”
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Me, an intellectual : “Do you know the sum of all counting numbers is equal to -1/12?”
End of conversation
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