turkey is a scam invented by Big Naps to sell more blankets
Its just a bad food. join the future by cooking literally any other bird on this blessed holiday.
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if only someone had tweeted that earlierhttps://twitter.com/zck/status/1331653569011802112 …
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Don’t act like you don’t steal 90% of my content for your tweets and take a victory lap on this one
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