on a late night walk last night watched as a well dressed man calmly smashed a thinkpad on the cement before tossing it into the river. unclear if I wandered across a viral marketing campaign for Mr. Robot or a burnt intelligence asset but either way that really set a tone
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Time to rent some scuba gear, 0% chance that smashing a thinkpad is gonna ruin the (very likely) SSD on the inside.... 2 weeks in a dehumidifier, drop the SSD into a donor laptop and cross your fingers that they used some misconfigured AES fulldisk
I’ve pitched a flash drive into the river one too many times before realizing this. Now drown them in solder first
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Honestly the pro-move is 30 seconds in the microwave, solder is temporary if someone is sufficiently determined (take the batteries out first)
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Y’all are acting like blowtorches don’t exist
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