Will Manidis

you forgot: - failed founder that is inexplicably wealthy, constantly high and perennially unemployed, and is at every party you're at. - mid 20s lawyer from a good east coast family, cal degree, and two year tenure at atomic. loves roadbiking and dinner parties

and the fan favorite: - really needs you to know he's from new york and is headed back the first chance he has, but has been here for eight years.

one more: - ivy graduate "head of platform" at what you think used to be a blue chip seed fund. Leaving her job soon to work on something that you can't tell is a soviet propaganda campaign or a startup (e.g. 'lonelyness', 'sustainable urbanism'). lives in a $5k/m 1 bedroom

don’t forget your favorite: - 17 year old that has no credentials other than winning two hackathons and working at a startup you can’t seem to confirm the existence of that now has a two million dollar pre seed from... and I’ll stop myself

one more: - ex d1 lacrosse player from small liberal arts college hired by blue chip enterprise fund to appeal to non-SAP founders. also possibly a PhD dropout

cal student that built their network at shoreline and boba guys that not recruits for a FAANG

“Product guy” that’s been an enterprise sdr for a decade, passion for no code (can’t code)