Subject: Mediocre Ventures <> Your Co From: associate@medicore.vc "We'd love to schedule a quick call to introduce you to the ways we can help your company grow. Even if you're not fundraising right now, it'd be useful to connect for the future. Here's my Calendly link"pic.twitter.com/e6JpkpQUKz
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better get that round closed before global warming hits full throttle.
"you may be profitable, but you won't be after we burn your fucking office down, and therefore is a perfect time to raise to lever back up on growth"
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the security guard at our old office used to have to pay a local street resident a few bucks a day to not shit on the stoop. imagine this, but with taking a term sheet, and improvised explosives
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Al Capone would've been one hell of a VC.
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