We'll raise our series A when my beard connects 


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Which will inevitably happen when Avro is in an even more unreal position for growth etc as per the universal theory stating beard game is proportional to startup success (see George Church for reference)
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George has found a way to franchise his beard though— if you look closely, no church lab startup founders outside of church have beards. he drains the energy for luscious volume
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