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@WhitneyCummings

dogs n' jokes. my snap is RealWhitneyC

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  2. Oh, and also makes an appearance tonight on ‘Maron’ on 9PM

  3. Cali: wanna adopt this angel? I would but I'm already turning into Dr. Doolittle. E-mail Olivia ock1211@gmail.com

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  4. Distance makes the heart grow fonder... but probably not for ​.

    Maron: Saying Goodbye
    Watch all-new Maron TONIGHT 9P on IFC.
  5. Tonight isan all new Maron where and I are bad for each other

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  6. rescue Sunny - BW before Whitney) and AW (after Whitney).

  7. Southwest in the City with

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  8. LAS VEGAS tonight at the Venetian 9:30 lets do some sexy jokes together

  9. Don't worry about what you look like on face time--I'm only staring at myself to see how I look

  10. Who is coming to the Ventian in Vegas this weekend to see my performance (I said that with a french accent in my head) ? Show is 9pm SAT.

  11. at 8 am taking live questions on I'm going to be interview on Elle's Facebook page. . i promise it will be weird.

  12. 11,431 Rape Kits Were Collected and Forgotten in Detroit. This Is the Story of One of Them. via

  13. Also how do you spell Blac Chyna and now I feel old

  14. If I spent as much time at the gym as I spend fantasizing about getting a dog ranch I'd look like Blac Chyna

  15. When not having new emails makes you assume your email is down-- is that addiction or narcissism? please advice

  16. This Saturday I'm performing at the Venetian in Las Vegas! Come see me and let's celebrate my independence I mean Americas

  17. Drake straight up reading my emails from 2007 in "too good"

  18. This whole England thing is totally ruining National Lampoons European Vacation for me

  19. Pianist Plays Gorgeous Music While Floating in the Arctic Ocean

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