I had my video reviewed once again, and once again, they said I broke the guidelines. So I looked over the guidelines, and saw that I in fact, didn't break any of them. They also claimed my video was controversial. It was also...not. I would love to know what the controversy is.
Sadly, every content creator (save for an elite few) has been waiting for answers from @TeamYouTube for years, and we've yet to get a single one.
Wish I hadn't dragged my ass on starting my channel until the whole site was nearing the event horizon of its own mistakes..