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"I'm not real proud of last weekend, but I'm very proud of today." --@keselowski in Victory Lane.
#GEICO500
Well sh*t! The outcome I had nightmares about... But, how can you be mad at that finish, INSANE! Love this new chase. #NASCAR #Talladega
Jim Gaffigan used to be an ad man and other stuff you can find out from a comedian with a LinkedIn accounthttp://klou.tt/5xyyb31ugo80
Introducing the 6th Annual Hall of Fame Inductees: http://bddy.me/107uSDq #FullSailHOF pic.twitter.com/JEz7Nbqanr
"@birbigs: I'm in Orlando Nov. 18th. Or you can just go Disney World that day and watch me wait in line for stuff." @T_Phillips93 let's go
Can we just go back to single car qualifying for super speedways?
See Mormons this is what happens when you shelter your kids... "@espn-> http://es.pn/1sQflCK pic.twitter.com/oBL16i73ii"
Its also my birthday so you could you know give us one of those pity follows that I know you throw out to guys that hit you up at the club.
I want to take this time of orgy talk to remind you that you should follow @BarPxP for all the bar hijinks and inside stories you can handle
The thing about an orgy is that it should happen naturally around you. If you are out searching for orgies you are going to have a bad time.
On my 28th birthday I must say I'm disappointed with the amount of orgies that I have been to...
Now we lure the disenfranchised NFL fans over with the "NASCAR - where you can actually tackle a guy without receiving a penalty" campaign.
If a joke comes to you while you're meditating, that's an excellent example of calmedy. Also you're horrible at meditating.
.@nascarcasm does this shit piss you off as much as me (sorry forgot that period I want my 100 followers to see) pic.twitter.com/lWcBEeyO9y
It was wicked cool how much Matt tackling Brad looked like an episode of @CopsTV
Thanks to @KevinHarvick's WIN tonight, your Bloomin' Onion is free on Monday #BloominMonday
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The Jacksonville Jaguars just signed Matt Kenseth.
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