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Just paid €73 to have a small Canarian woman attempt to push my spine out through my chest wall then pull my head off.
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Somebody is proud of their creation with Christmas Knex! It’s not who you might think though...pic.twitter.com/fGOUkHm57L
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I have a secret tin of Quality Street in the garage that still has nice ones in.
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We have very different “dynamic emotional ranges” as I like to call it.
. He operates within a 3 point band and mine is more like 60.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
And he will be there just the same when I’m railing at the injustices of just about everything, having accidentally read some news/had a performance review etc.
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I don’t think anyone but James would put up with my weirdness you know. I’m a bit hyper this morning so I’m blasting through the house, warbling “I love, I love, I love my lovely riiiing” deliberately off-key and he’s just quietly making the coffee.
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I haven’t needed to know this for 14 years
RT @ThePoke: Breaking: Woman to be recognised in New Year's Honours list for knowing when the next bin day is.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Making use of Nature’s Pocket to store your drugs is very popular it seems. Nature’s Pocket keeps things cosy and warm until you get home, and leaves your hands free for other stuff, like fending off the coppers.https://twitter.com/Examiner/status/1078235679811952640 …
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Man has cocaine in his crack. RT
@Examiner: Driver stopped by police had crack cocaine in his underwearhttps://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/driver-stopped-police-had-crack-15594320 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Another Christmas over. Another lovely tree hoyed over the fence with its 8 fallen brethren. And finally the living room is back to normal. Ahhh.
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Methinks someone has been slyly watching YouTube videos on my profile. True friends will know this already, as IRL I do not ‘like’ anything
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Discovered a new sport. Making James yawn. Don’t even have to yawn convincingly, and off he goes! Hahaha!
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More or less a full year of not drinking. Twenty mins with the family and am toadily smashed
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Christmas Eve gift = night vision goggles
So cool. And what was there when I was a kid? My Little Pony.pic.twitter.com/OYzfsr8mgl
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Early present from the menfolk. Probably their way of trying to make me chill out. There are little glass mugs too but they are in use right now
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Have to go to supermarket to collect our Euros, which get returned if I don’t go *today*. I really don’t want to go near a supermarket on Christmas Eve. I did not think this through
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Thanks Ocado. That’ll help me keep my shopping bill down. Along with the weight loss program they have me on where the chocolate fudge cake we all love has been out of stock for six weeks
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Started the day looking ok, and ended it rough as arses. Hair has quite literally developed more grey during the day and decided to stick out everywhere. I came home to a new teeny tiny dreamcatcher. What I need is a snorecatcher, hope the Navajo get on that.pic.twitter.com/SFxU6d6UwF
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Why The Germans Can’t Get Enough Of English Markets http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/09/why-the-germans-cant-enough-of-english-markets/ …pic.twitter.com/eyhs9XkSBH
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