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PhD student, c.2020: Here’s a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it’s OK Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.

Is this...animehttps://twitter.com/mashable/status/1224327969621057542 …

The Pokémon: The First Movie generation is now in charge of Super Bowl ads

very proud that late Saturday night, after my opera's premiere, I was turned away from a bar in downtown LA for wearing a shirt without a collar

JLo could do Marriage Story but Laura Dern couldn’t do that halftime show.

“My flag cape is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my song.”

Singing “Born in the USA” while draped in a Puerto Rican flag is an excellent flex

John Kerry would be a formidable candidate against Trump. The man is a war hero, which Republicans would have to respect and not be able to use against him in any way

What did they say — the team that canceled Kaepernick or “the chiefs”

A palinspoon is a word or phrase whose spoonerism maintains a similar meaning to the original For example: Sledgehammer / hedge slammer This is the only example I can find. It is a very rare thing indeed, and I hope to add to my collection

insane to me that people get annoyed at clapping when the plane lands. we just defied god’s plan and cheated death—let’s put those hands together.

It turns out that governing a settler-colonialist slave society of 4 million people is different from governing a multiracial democracy of 330 million people and maybe requires different institutions? IDK just a thought

I’m struck how many of the Republican arguments against impeachment are arguments that the impeachment power itself is too divisive to use. All of these senators consider themselves “constitutional conservatives.” None of them are.

The metric system is better than the imperial system because it uses a constant scale factor between bigger and smaller measurements. Fahrenheit is better than Celsius because temperature doesn't need to be in powers of 10, and Fahrenheit is appropriately sensitive.

Brad Pitt’s current energy is the new-in-town single dad showing up to the PTA meeting in a romance novel.

my new response to all normative questionshttps://twitter.com/erinleigh28/status/1222735736748826624 …

do i have a crush on roger deakins because when i was little i thought snowmeiser was cute .................. ok ........ much to think about ............