Wenzler Powers

@WenzlerPowers

Writer. Comedian. , , , and . Host of wenzlerpowers@gmail.com

Chicago, IL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. velj 2018.

    Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man the Chicago Bulls are having a hell of a run huh?”.

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    So, in total for Mike Conley, the Grizzlies have received: Brandon Clarke De'Anthony Melton Josh Jackson Jae Crowder Grayson Allen Justise Winslow likely 2022 Utah 1st likely 2024 Golden State 1st 2 Phoenix 2nds still TBD with Crowder and Hill, but DAMN

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  3. prije 23 sata

    Fast and Furious Presents: Fas10 Your Seatbelts - Part 2 - Hobbes’ Ghost (A The Fast And The Furious Production)

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  4. 4. velj

    Here’s the wort thing I’ve ever made. Enjoy

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  5. 4. velj
    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  6. 4. velj

    Conservatives do this too, but it costs a lot more money and when they’re done their kid has a degree in theatre

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  7. 3. velj

    Is no one going to talk about the tragedy of Mrs. Peanut? The pain of losing your husband, only to then have him reborn into a body which makes your love forbidden?

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  8. 3. velj

    Me and when we hear a show needs writers

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  9. 2. velj

    Got introduced as the inventor of the “novelists vs reality” meme last night which I told my mom was the internet equivalent of the Nobel Prize

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  10. 31. sij

    Why haven’t I already seen a thousand commercials along the lines of, “when the GOP wanted to cover up a crime, they all turned to a dead pedophile’s lawyer to help”?

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    31. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Done! And, as I spent several years of my childhood living in Millington, I’m extra happy to contribute

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  12. 31. sij

    Me explaining Kingdom Hearts to my wife

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  13. 31. sij

    🎶Impeachment Trial, Legal weed, Kobe Bryant, Gritty, Almost war with Iran, More troops in Afghanistan Australia’s on fire!🎶

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    hey cuties!! if you’re a writer or tv person and/or are jewish and/or have a dead parent and/or have sisters and/or love national parks I have an adult animated dark comedy pilot for you to read 😽a lil mid-day mid-week self-

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  15. 30. sij

    You think my boss would still be mad that I’m “bad at my job” if I told him I’m the creator of a new cool meme format?

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    30. sij
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  17. 29. sij

    *Gearing up to tweet again after going viral* Alright let’s get out there and squander some good will!

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  18. 29. sij

    Sorry for the shameless plug, but I’m a comedy writer who is looking to get representation and staffed. Just throwing it out there! Keep the riffs coming!

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  19. 28. sij

    I’m loving everyone putting their own spin on this! Also, I love where I’m from and if you wanna show it love too you can here:

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    28. sij

    Good news! I'm still available to be hired as a writer on a show, just don't know whose - me putting a positive spin on rejection

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  21. 28. sij

    NOVELISTS WRITING ABOUT GROWING UP IN THE SOUTH: The heat hung like molasses in the air as we headed to the pond. We set down our poles, stripped down to our under stuff, and jumped on in. MY ACTUAL CHILDHOOD IN THE SOUTH: got called gay for crying during “Hardball” again today

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