Wendi AaronsOvjeren akaunt

@WendiAarons

Humor person, mom, curmudgeon. Writer of , USWeekly Fashion Police, , , and notes left on cars parked by assholes.

Austin
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    It's like America's amazing dad is leaving us and mom's new perverted boyfriend just pulled up in his Trans-Am.

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  2. I just read the comment “they only have themselves to blame” on an article saying 70% of the El Salvador refugees returned to their country by the US government were raped, killed or tortured. Oh, and yes it was from a white woman with “Christian” in her bio like it usually is.

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  3. A 20-something woman at the gym today was dressed like it’s 1991 and I can’t decide if she’s cutting edge trendy or she just escaped from a compound.

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    6. velj

    BREAKING: Two men in first and second place. One man still in fourth. What is this “third place” you speak of?

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  5. 6. velj

    30 degrees in Austin. Stomping around my house with 3 blanket capes like Jon Snow guarding the Wall.

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    5. velj

    I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution & was willing to take a bullet to uphold it. Sen. Cornyn violated his oath by voting against witness testimony & putting politics over country during the impeachment trial. He is not fit to represent the great state of Texas.

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  7. 5. velj

    The Book of Mormon has a spine after all!

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  8. 5. velj

    Imagine being quarantined on a cruise ship. WITH A MAGICIAN.

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    5. velj

    When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there’s nothing that will stop them from defending their family, my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible. Do you remember Naaman? He was a great military leader, and he also had leprosy. 1/

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  10. 5. velj

    I was turning on 90 Day Fiancé, a reality show where dumb Americans are scammed by good-looking foreigners, and accidentally turned on , a reality show where dumb Americans are scammed by good-looking foreigners.

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  11. 4. velj

    Props to JLo, but my version of turning 50 is more like this.

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  12. 4. velj

    I just saw “Just Mercy.” Highly recommend for many reasons, not the least of which is seeing rich, white bigots lose for once.

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  13. 4. velj

    Van Halen’s “Panama” was just blasting on the radio. Song ends, DJ comes on. “Davis Lee Roth is touring again. Opening for KISS. He can still kick, you know.”

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  14. 4. velj

    I just turned in a big project and I’m going to celebrate later by putting together a jigsaw puzzle. That’s how The Rolling Stones partied after completing Tattoo You. Not many people know that.

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  15. 4. velj

    If I were a precinct chair, I’d say, “Gotta get back to the precinct” a lot. Probably wear a leather blazer, too.

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  16. 4. velj

    The least creepy Michael Shannon has ever been was in “Groundhog Day” when he was excited about Wrestlemania tickets.

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  17. 4. velj

    Oh lord won’t you buy me tickets to see “Janis” at again. This is such a fun show, Austin, & the 4 singers who play Aretha, Odetta, Nina Simone & Bessie Smith are incredible. They sang “I Shall Be Released” and it’s the best version I’ve ever heard. Don’t miss it.

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  18. 3. velj

    I don't know what the groundhog said yesterday, but Bee Cave Bob, the armadillo in my neighborhood, predicted an early spring.

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  19. 3. velj

    Yes Shakira and JLo are 43 and 50, but they’re famous woman entertainer 43 and 50. Not regular woman Cheez-Its and Netflix 43 and 50.

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  20. 3. velj

    Death, taxes, and a “surprise“ Pitbull appearance at a Miami . I’m calling it now.

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    2. velj

    My two-year-old is a realtor’s dream. Just showed him photos of a house on Trulia. Him: Does it have a door? Me: Yes. Him: I love it.

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