WellRegulatedMilitia

@Well_Regulated_

The 2nd amendment calls for a well regulated militia, but this is what we have instead. Which founding father would be proudest of us?

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Joined June 2016

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  1. 11 hours ago

    A member of our well regulated militia shoots a woman during an argument about alcohol. He goes inside and says she’s not dead, gets his 12 year old son, who uses the gun to kill her. He comes back in and announces his son “just earned his man card.”

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  2. 13 hours ago

    A member of our well regulated militia (and armed security guard) is drunk at 11:00 AM and asks a friend to drive him to work. He shoots the friend in the abdomen while getting his gun from the backseat of the car.

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  3. 17 hours ago

    A member of our well regulated militia shoots another member of our well regulated militia while firing guns at a range owned by .

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  4. 23 hours ago

    A member of our well regulated militia, armed while driving with two kids in his car, opens fire on another driver following a road rage dispute. He shoots the tire and gas tank of the other car.

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  5. Jan 4

    A member of our well regulated militia opens fire on a car; shoots a woman in the face who was standing nearby waiting for a ride from a friend.

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  6. Jan 4

    A member of our well regulated militia shoots himself in the abdomen while unloading his pistol. He calls 911 for help and dies at the hospital.

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  7. Jan 3

    A (drunk) member of our well regulated militia is upset that his girlfriend said she likes her dog more than she likes him, so he shoots her in both legs.

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  8. Jan 3

    A member of our well regulated militia shoots two people who stepped in front of his girlfriend's car. He told police he got his gun permit a few months ago and “they never told him what he could and couldn’t do with the gun.”

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  9. Jan 3

    A member of our well regulated militia uses a gun to murder his wife, calls 911 and says “I’ve just killed my wife and I’m about to kill myself and the door is unlocked. Thank you.” He sits in a recliner and uses the gun to kill himself.

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  10. Jan 3

    A member of our well regulated militia shoots his brother in the buttocks and leg while bickering with him about rent money. The brother waits two hours before seeking medical attention, then lies to police and says he was shot while walking downtown.

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  11. Jan 3

    A member of our well regulated militia shoots his nephew four times in the torso during a family argument, then flees across state lines.

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  12. Jan 3

    A member of our well regulated militia fires his gun while cleaning it at midnight on New Year’s Eve, shooting himself and shooting his neighbor’s bed (which the neighbor was asleep in).

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  13. Jan 3

    A member of our well regulated militia uses a gun to murder his girlfriend (who was reportedly planning to break up with him) and to kill himself at their home on New Year's Day. The victim's son was the one to discover both bodies.

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  14. Jan 3

    A member of our well regulated militia brings three guns to a family New Year's day party, uses a gun to murder his brother and then to kill himself. The victim's 14 and 16 year old kids were present for their father's murder.

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  15. Jan 2

    Sad to report that the little girl did pass away from her gunshot wounds. Her grandfather has been arrested and charged with neglect for leaving his loaded handgun under the couch where the children could access it.

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  16. Jan 2

    Members of our well regulated militia fire their guns at each other at a gas station; one gunman shoots the other, critically wounding him. One of them also shoots a woman who was at the gas station but not involved in their dispute.

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  17. Jan 2

    A member of our well regulated militia fires a gun in a residential area on New Year's Eve, shooting a 12 year old boy in the hand just a few minutes after midnight. The boy was inside his home looking out of a window.

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  18. Jan 2

    A member of our well regulated militia fires a gun into the air to celebrate New Year’s Eve, shooting a 6 year old girl in the head as she plays in the backyard during a family party. The bullet is still in her head and may never be removed.

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  19. Jan 2

    A member of our well regulated militia pulls a handgun on some teenagers and chases them because they were throwing eggs; the chase causes the 14 year old driver of the vehicle to crash into another car, killing the driver.

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  20. Jan 2

    Members of our well regulated militia fire their guns at a crowded downtown event to celebrate New Year's Eve; one of them shoots a college student in the chest and abdomen. The victim and her friend initially thought they were in a mass shooting.

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