Dave's Not Here on Twitter: "My sons are 11 years apart, and they get along pretty well. But if Little ever wants to know what it would have been like having a brother closer to his own age, I'm gonna show him this.… https://t.co/8m5nkQWMmt"

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Father of 2 boys, husband of 1 wife. AoSHQ Co-Blogger. Don't just like, retweet! I look angry at tacos. Pinned tweet tells the facts re health insurance & pre-X

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1. Gege‏ @Pomquat 13 May 2019
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  I thought he was going to thwack him upside the head when he swung. The ending was a hilarious surprise.
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1. Cjbergh‏ @Cjbergh1 13 May 2019
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  He’s in for a surprise. Lots of smacking, punching, hair pulling & kicking. What did I leave out? Oh ya, shoving, slapping, etc
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1. President-Elect Joe Malarkey‏ @realmyiq2xu2 17 May 2019
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  My brother in law recently told me "Your sister is getting meaner as she gets older." I told him "She was always like that. You were never her little brother so you never saw it before."
  
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1. MartynW‏ @MartynWW 17 May 2019
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  I hope to God that was a plastic bat.
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1. ughhh not this again‏ @CoachK58501144 17 May 2019
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  #NBAadams12uAA @HawaiianHitfest @ColemanMisty @TradeGuru4u @not_PhilCoulson @Adriann56919151 @Ginagoldstein @EGldstein @ryan_terry1 @ajterry542 @CoachK58501144 @jbranner934893 Ahhh! Brothers! Should have used a pineapple for the hitfest!
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1. Tom Umland‏ @waldland 18 May 2019
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  Skulls are hard (thank God) and boys can be really STUPID!
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