lol. btw Aaron, you inspired me. While I get hungry I'm delving into Angular5x. Especially after seeing performance differences vs v1.x. PyCharm/Webstorm not quite there on typescript debugging though.
Can you please share a bit more details about your project configuration? Are source maps enabled in tsconfig.json? Do you use webpack?For example, projects generated with Angular CLI can be easily debugged in WebStorm with no additional configurations.