We Want Plates  

@WeWantPlates

The global crusade against serving food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and jam-jar drinks. Run by Buy the book:

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Nov 2017

    Out now! The very best of We Want Plates, plus new crockery crimes and a foreword by . Order here:

    10 replies 87 retweets 254 likes
  2. 6 hours ago

    No idea what’s going on here. Not a clue. (Pic: )

    39 replies 103 retweets 237 likes
  3. Jan 2

    Condiments on bricks, for those who like their salt and pepper with a hint of urine from other diners’ fingers. (Pic: )

    68 replies 284 retweets 679 likes
  4. Retweeted
    20 Dec 2017

    29 replies 683 retweets 798 likes
  5. 27 Dec 2017

    December 27th, the day we go back to work. Apart from the bloke who washes glasses here. (Pic: )

    21 replies 56 retweets 238 likes
  6. 24 Dec 2017

    Remember...

    2 replies 118 retweets 436 likes
  7. Retweeted
    20 Mar 2016

    "The chicken lacks something, chef." "Seasoning?" "No." "Jus?" "No." "Reproduction medieval sword?" (Pic: M Graham)

    60 replies 824 retweets 1,144 likes
  8. 22 Dec 2017

    Fishcakes in a teacup, I know I know, it’s serious Fishcakes in a teacup, I know I know, it’s really serious

    2017 - The year I got served Fishcakes in a teacup...
    8 replies 81 retweets 260 likes
  9. 20 Dec 2017

    Give the gift of crockery-based militant literature this Christmas: We Want Plates - The Book. ✊ Buy it now:

    5 replies 21 retweets 76 likes
  10. 20 Dec 2017

    29 replies 683 retweets 798 likes
  11. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2017

    can't get enough of food served in Ferris wheels

    14 replies 31 retweets 102 likes
  12. 19 Dec 2017

    “Houston, we have a problem.” (Pic: )

    9 replies 18 retweets 114 likes
  13. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2016

    So near, yet so far. (Pic: )

    66 replies 394 retweets 784 likes
  14. 15 Dec 2017

    “We need a name for my new gastronomic masterpiece.” “Trucking Ridiculous, chef?” (Pic: )

    19 replies 96 retweets 228 likes
  15. 12 Dec 2017

    Official uses for this contraption: ✅ Hanging bananas ✅ Hanging kebabs ❌ Hanging buckets of scampi (Pic: )

    29 replies 118 retweets 310 likes
  16. 11 Dec 2017

    "Can I get you any sauces?" "Not enough ketchup on a spoon, and vinegar in a spoutless vessel to drown my meal, please." (Pic: )

    13 replies 94 retweets 280 likes
  17. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2017

    Fuming

    191 replies 425 retweets 1,245 likes
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  18. 7 Dec 2017

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (Pic: )

    17 replies 136 retweets 712 likes
  19. 5 Dec 2017

    “DAVE! THE BITTER’S OFF. CAN YOU CHANGE THE BARREL?” (Pic: )

    24 replies 104 retweets 307 likes
  20. 4 Dec 2017

    An exclusive picture from one of Tony Hawk’s legendary cheese parties. (Pic: )

    13 replies 115 retweets 396 likes
  21. 2 Dec 2017

    Keep warm while giving off an air of crockery-based militancy with a jumper or hoody. Free UK post until midnight!

    3 replies 7 retweets 57 likes

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