We Want Plates  🍽

Pringles in a trolley, I know I know, it's serious Pringles in a trolley, I know I know, it's really serious (Pic: Ellie Bain)pic.twitter.com/2dcVqHhzp5

Posh beans on toast. Like normal beans on toast, but upside down and twice the price. (Pic: @HeatherP42)pic.twitter.com/fWcQVMYdqv

This should be up before The Hague. An absolute abomination pic.twitter.com/TKObLQUjYo

Remembering the glorious day when a Flaming Grill couldn't serve food in their usual bin lids and put up this sign. (Pic: Dawn Butler)pic.twitter.com/cvu7BrGmmt

Chicken on a tray in Hell. [checks notes] Sorry, in Hull. (Pic: Liam Davis)pic.twitter.com/BWtWt6p2Ot

“Your amuse-bouche. Sign here.” “Is that a real cactus?” “It is a real cactus. Sign here.” “A real cactus.” “Sign the disclaimer form, sir.” (Pic: Tom Staroscinski)pic.twitter.com/hcKl2IlZyJ

If only someone would invent some sort of cup-like vessel for drinking coffee out of, it could become really popular. (Pic: @EliotLandrum)pic.twitter.com/Et97ceCGqz

Dear Pubs, When you ask “Can I get you any condiments with your meal?” and the reply is “Yes please, ketchup and vinegar”, a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of vinegar would be lovely. Not this. (Pic: @dbbas)pic.twitter.com/F0qJOdSgqB

*dials 999* "Hello, what's your emergency?" "I ordered a sandwich and it's been served in a phone box." (Pic: @vinayaravind)pic.twitter.com/FCgJKsFmnY

“Our kitchen gimp made the truffles. He likes to serve them himself.” “Oh! Have you worked here long?” “MMFF MMMMMFF MMFF.” (Pic: @ailsajwilliams)pic.twitter.com/OGR3fvAHrr

Jamie Oliver has much to answer for. (Pic: @keephebdenweird)pic.twitter.com/r0F95sxB7f

“Chef, we had a complaint about the sweet & sour chicken noodles. It’s...” “Too sweet?” “the...” “Too sour?” “glass.” (Pic: Eleanor Briggs)pic.twitter.com/88kCLT2CU9

“Chef, I’ve defrosted the freezer and put out the recycling.” “That’s it!” “Chef?” “I’VE HAD AN IDEA FOR THE RED BULL SORBET.” (Pic: @ally_pyatt)pic.twitter.com/EmEh1UFgti

“Today’s special is Dangerous Fish.” “Why’s it dangerous?” “If the splinters don’t get you the fish hook will.” (Pic: @IamLilyP)pic.twitter.com/B5nW1X4NVy

From a pub in Tayport! Steak pie in a fuckin jar with fuckin mangetout. Do you want salt and hand gel with that? pic.twitter.com/lK9od875pH

Should be a disclaimer on the menu telling you what your food will be served on so I coulda avoided eating my dinner aff a fuckin’ shovel tonight. @WeWantPlatespic.twitter.com/VLLidoXbaD

Dear chefs, Please stop serving chips in plant pots. When adding vinegar to the chips it seeps on to the table. NOBODY LIKES VINEGARY TABLES, least of all the staff on crappy wages who have to clear up your weird gardening-based serving fetish. Kind regards, Everyonepic.twitter.com/ZeuBzvzXxz

“Societal collapse is the fall of a complex human society. Disintegration may be gradual, as in the fall of the Western Roman Empire, or abrupt, as in when Arlo’s Pantry & Kitchen started serving toast in a fucking skillet.” - Wikipedia (Pic: Tas Shoukris)pic.twitter.com/lYUhSVmQ24

"How do you take your tea?" "White, no onions.” (Pic: @ChantalBorch)pic.twitter.com/1u9jRZvYtF