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She sprinkle nigga in sentences like parsley
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Alfred raising Bruce instead of meeting him after he’s already Batman. A retcon so good nobody remembers it’s a retcon.
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MCU end credits are so ass now. I’m bout to start leaving early.
I’m tired of seeing _____ will return screens and dumbass irrelevant credits that don’t tie into shit!
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Lol who in there right mind beats up Usher?
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Ernie just saved Kenny 😭😭
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I remember watching this episode as a kid for the first time and losing. My. Shit.
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What was that moment from Digimon that got you hyped?
I’ll go first
When WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon
First Appeared
When WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon
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Bro. The teachers teachin them kids nowadays?
Them Lil bastards are lucky!
We had to pay attention to dusty, crusty, musty ol ladies with the bat wings flopping under their arms every time they wrote on the chalkboard
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his name is Jaquan Brock!!! Not Daquan #JusticeForNora
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Daquan Brock murdered our beautiful friend Nora
Find him. Y’all find everyone else.
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His name is Jaquan Brock. His FB and his music video. facebook.com/jaquan.brock?m
youtu.be/wkW4XX3-TY0
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This is the exact type of parent I’m gonna be.
I know this cuz this is the exact kindve older brother I am already.
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“Satisfied” lmaooo yall look at this 
how did her dad even find him!?
how did her dad even find him!?
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And they had Lil Kim being interviewed in TV for how vulgar she was in 96! And NOTHIN is topping Trina “Look back at it” which was in the 2000s! That booty hole brown shit is silly as hell but it ain’t ground breaking in terms of vulgarity to me
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“My coochie pink, my booty hole brown” is the main line of one of the hottest songs out right now 
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Imma let him rock with this one…only this one
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I know y’all hate Joe Budden and sided with Rory & Mal in all of that, but it’s enough time between then and now. Can we be honest about them now?
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| Rory & Mal debate with co-host Demaris who says “Ice Spice has no talent and if she was dark skinned she wouldn’t have made it to the Met Gala nor Kim Kardashian’s house.”
Who’s speaking facts here?
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there can’t be a single person in the world that dislikes Andre 3000
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who is the most likeable artist of all time??
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Usher is an old school superstar. Bad press is not good press to them. That’s for the low level celebs to that class of entertainers.
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This etoufee look astounding
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Gahdamn!
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The most recent high -profile white man who got away with play Othello was Patrick Stewart in the 1997.
Why?
Because he did a reverse casting where he was only white person in the cast and everyone else was Black.
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THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING HEADLINE
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Very disappointed no one did this so I felt this was appropriate
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Not many people know that Haiti handed Britain its worst military defeat. Historians have successfully erased the British invasion of Haiti from history. Winston Churchill called the battle of Singapore the worst defeat in British history, but that pales in comparison to Haiti.
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Serious question. Which major military state did the British empire defeat in warfare? It took Britain over 100 years to conquer the Ashanti & Zulu (who fought with spears). They don't even mention how Haiti annihilated a 20,000 man British army. twitter.com/RavePigeon/sta…
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Namor: *answers conch phone* Hello?
T'Challa: You fish fry feathered bitch...
Namor: T'Challaaaaaa. You're not mad about the flooding are you? I thought you'd appreciate getting wet since you're no longer on speaking terms with Storm.
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All my niggas handsome, pause twitter.com/falsepritense/…
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We was never allowed to have phones out in school. And if we did teachers took them. This not new man lol
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The phone out in school argument is just crazy to me. Mfs get grown and all of a sudden forget what school was like lol
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Violating principles I stand on, Big or small, don’t matter.
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what’s y’all deal breaker in a friendship ? i really wanna know
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Serious question. Which major military state did the British empire defeat in warfare? It took Britain over 100 years to conquer the Ashanti & Zulu (who fought with spears). They don't even mention how Haiti annihilated a 20,000 man British army.
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Wait I’m on an NBA alert lol
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@jj_redick is now following @BradyHawk30541
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Nigga YOU DA OPPS
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I did not like a single one of these movies as a child. If you did, you probably the opps. twitter.com/horror4kids/st…
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The Land Before Time lost an eighth of its runtime because some of its original sequences were simply deemed too frightening for children. John Cawley's book "The Animated Films of Don Bluth" features an excerpt from an old issue of ANIMATION Magazine that details the exact… Show more
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The disrespect
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Taurus, just big and slow 
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I know Jonathan Majors fuming seeing Fist Brown get grace after grace
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The Heat have a beat writer that could probably coach better than half the league’a head guy lol
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Man did I feel that stare LOL
Asked Spo about the main adjustment of the evening defensively to switch matchups
He flowed right into Bam Adebayo praising
Man that’s playoff Spo
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There was a tweet at the time which compared the two tracks and was something like -
Drake: ‘My name is Drake and I’m here to say / I gonna diss Pusha in crazy way!’
Pusha T: ‘Here is all the evidence I have that Drake colluded with Russia’
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When I ran track our coach deadass told us if anyone ever gets in the track while we in a race we can run through them lol
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