and the congressional aide said, "i think the government would work better if the capitol building weren't filled with all these clown statues." on the phone the chief of staff was silent for a moment, and then very softly said, "we don't have any statues."
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the sinkhole
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Melanias taste in holiday decor
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I really liked that, so did all my friends. All my friends are goths. I'm a goth. ...Okay, you have a point.
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Barron’s t-shirt
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“The Expert”
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“Creepypasta” <—my favorite word today.
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