Girlfriend is struggling to keep plants alive so she asked me to find her something she couldn’t kill. I looked her in the eyes and said “You cannot kill hope. You tried at Teldrassil, you failed!”
Get her a sea urchin air plant. Name it after an old god. Spray it with water once a day. Whispering to it is optional. May or may not whisper back - results vary.pic.twitter.com/0TGnP3xJJO
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N’zoth praise be
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Now I want one. Praise my awakened God!
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