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When I do kill myself there better not be any priests or praying at my funeral...better not even be a funeral.

8:30 AM · Nov 16, 2013

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there wont be, cuz no one will give a shit. jus like no one gave a shit when you killed your dad

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I'm a staunch atheist and certified to perform marriages and funerals...I'll officiate and make sure to say "fuck" a lot.

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if you don't want a funeral, what would you like?

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and I pretty much agree with 95% of your tweets so I think you should double them! Haha funniest shit

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Takes money to buy whiskey

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You're the man by the way, tell Chael this non-crack smoking Torontonian says good luck.

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if it wasn't for suicide I would feel really trapped in the world ...HST

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no one will give a shit, so there prolly won't be one

@Hank_Mardukas_7

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Don't worry... no1 will miss you!