Lonely guy to Therapist in 2020: Doc, I’m losing it! The appliances won’t stop talking to me! Same thing over and over! And the microwave is arguing with the range, and don’t get me started on the nasally dishwasher! Help!
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But do I want to talk to them?
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No thanks.
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Do neither. Just shows how lazy Americans are
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Don't forget to talk to your microwave, we get lonely too. It. It gets lonely.
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Yes we remember VAULT 7: Express Lane https://wikileaks.org/vault7/#ExpressLane …
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Your appliances are low quality and you don't stand behind your products
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I have trouble enough with a yappy wife without having to worry about uppity household appliances.
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Lol, i want to talk with a human
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Spying all around.
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