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    The Wall Street Journal‏Verified account @WSJ Apr 30

    You’re on a date, everything’s going great, and you’d like to become intimate. How do you tell your partner? There are apps for that.https://on.wsj.com/2rbD8Ba 

    7:30 AM - 30 Apr 2018
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      1. Andrew A Peterson‏ @andrewapeterson Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        After a long awkward pause during first date... “Do you have an iPhone charger I can use?”

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      1. Kerry VerMeulen‏ @VerKerry Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        If you need an app....damn.

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      2. ml8_ml8‏ @ml8_ml8 Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        If you need an app for that, then your odds of getting intimate are nil.

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. ml8_ml8‏ @ml8_ml8 Apr 30
        Replying to @ml8_ml8 @WSJ

        I think I need to invent a Faraday Condom. You just roll it over your phone, it cuts off communication with the outside world, you focus all your attention on your partner and, voila, you get to have sex. Comes bound in a two-pack with an actual condom.

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      2. Charlotte goering‏ @Charlottegoeri2 Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        That is truly pathetic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Penelope Cottrell‏ @MAGApenelopeann Apr 30
        Replying to @Charlottegoeri2 @WSJ

        Hysterical! Does it allow you tell them if you were disappointed afterward?

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      2. MoneysPenny‏ @Callen27G Apr 30
        Replying to @DeanofDiversity @WSJ

        Not together because then they’ll procreate. We don’t need more like them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Clément Gamé‏ @WintermeW Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        There's no need for such apps, a "Standard Sexual Intersource" contract sent over Docusign can perfectly do the trick !

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      1. SodaPop Joe‏ @SodaJoe1 Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        Yawn, the classical method works better and guaranteed way to find out if she's interested.pic.twitter.com/jJs55R9Bde

        cartoon of a man and a woman on a date at the movie theater the man has a tub of popcorn on his lap the woman reaches for the popcorn and has a surprised expression on her face the man has a full faced grin
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      1. EinsteinKnowsGod☇‏ @destractions Apr 30
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        Fuckin nerds! 🤣

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      2. Paul Nichols  🏄🏼‏ @paul_c_nichols Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        They should throw in an NDA and a non-compete too.

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      2. Mike‏ @Foggy0wl Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        Is there an app so the user can find their own testicles too?

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      1. Ralf‏ @postdienst41 Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        If you need a app for that, stay at home. Evolution is not interested in you.

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      1. OneMoreCorrespondent‏ @ABoleynGirl Apr 30
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        Oh, dear heaven. I greatly fear we are doomed as a species. Perhaps it's for the best, after all.

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      1. MrMiyagi‏ @MrMiyagann Apr 30
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        This is what the US legal system has turned people into.

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      1. Jim‏ @TypeError_ Apr 30
        Replying to @WSJ

        no wonder millennial birthrates are down.

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