After a long awkward pause during first date... “Do you have an iPhone charger I can use?”
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If you need an app....damn.
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If you need an app for that, then your odds of getting intimate are nil.
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I think I need to invent a Faraday Condom. You just roll it over your phone, it cuts off communication with the outside world, you focus all your attention on your partner and, voila, you get to have sex. Comes bound in a two-pack with an actual condom.
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That is truly pathetic.
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Hysterical! Does it allow you tell them if you were disappointed afterward?
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Not together because then they’ll procreate. We don’t need more like them.
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There's no need for such apps, a "Standard Sexual Intersource" contract sent over Docusign can perfectly do the trick !
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Yawn, the classical method works better and guaranteed way to find out if she's interested.pic.twitter.com/jJs55R9Bde
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Fuckin nerds!
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They should throw in an NDA and a non-compete too.
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Is there an app so the user can find their own testicles too?
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If you need a app for that, stay at home. Evolution is not interested in you.
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Oh, dear heaven. I greatly fear we are doomed as a species. Perhaps it's for the best, after all.
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This is what the US legal system has turned people into.
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no wonder millennial birthrates are down.
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