The solution to an increasing national divorce rate? These mattresses.
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Don't really think it's a "mattress problem".
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Couples who sleep separate divorce less. Why disturb that by mattresses?
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One in four couples is banging your wife.
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#word on that shit. My dog uses 50x his original allocated space.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It’s easy it’s resolution ,a big bed
is the solution 



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Because they eat late at night and are very very gassy! Not good for the nose or the sheets! Also have a bowel movement before you get under the sheets. Just saying.
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Are they really a couple if they aren't sleeping in the same bed? Wouldn't that just make them roommates who occasionally romance one another?
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I literally just google mattresses and seconds later this "news story" appears. blocking you!
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