Business cards are not dead as they remain a fine entry form for free burrito contests at Chipotle.
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Greenies on roids! Please, don’t take my straw!
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Ok buddies







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Why not paper straws? They exist, and have for a century+
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Get out!!! When will toilette paper be gone and all the stinky butts bare?
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isn't that study based on the careful analytics and statistical analysis of a toddler?
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Do worry i think in Cali. If you ask for a straw you get 6months in jail. Idk what will happen if you ask for a plastic fork...
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