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I thought this was an Onion headline at first
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If his audience is over 60 and can’t catch him, probably not!
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Jody looked at his fathers gravestone one final time. It read, "Here lies a punk too dense to be lifted." He sighed deeply. Dad jokes until the end.
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Result: Osteoporosis related fractures
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If at 60 that's you're 'ultimate question ' then you're a twit.
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Wow! Pretty monumental decision.
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Next up from a The Wall Street Journal: who’s sleeping with who in Hollywood. Stay tuned!
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Tell him he is.... If I'm too old to fall off a horse, you are too old to stage dive.
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Don’t break a hip.
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Yeah, but is he stage diving?
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I was just trying to be silly..
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