"My wife has trouble conceiving" is the new "I'm a pilot". #Genius
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Should have asked Ted Cruz to have your baby
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He has to be a republican because his party isn't mentioned in the headlines.
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Five million dollars, and I have to pull out?
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Who's a bot?
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That's the way to do it when you know you are wrong.
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He’s no Redford
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I think all of these guys missed the "Thou shalt not..." section of the holy book they allegedly live by. And then they expect us to believe they've read a 4,387 bill that's put in front of them? Ummmm, nope!
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Lesson for everyone. Don’t speak with anyone don’t look Just keep your head down and shop on
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and dont let Molly's door hit you in the .......
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