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    The Wall Street Journal‏Verified account @WSJ 18 Oct 2017

    Can comedy come without cursing, politics or flatulence? A billion YouTube views say yeshttp://on.wsj.com/2gr4G4i 

    9:30 AM - 18 Oct 2017
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    • Samake4Mali Maggie Arce cris jmh Tyler Vigue Matt Jeppson David D. May DDS Brian Rock mistaben
    14 replies 77 retweets 206 likes
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      2. Frank SCAREinger  🕸 🎃 🌮 🕷 👻 👟‏ @papagarrbear 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @WSJ

        I’d rather have a snapping turtle at the end of my penis than watch five minutes of this lukewarm garbage.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Adam Packard‏ @AdamMPackard 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @papagarrbear @WSJ

        Put that on Youtube... maybe you'll get a fraction of the views they have. :-D

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Frank SCAREinger  🕸 🎃 🌮 🕷 👻 👟‏ @papagarrbear 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AdamMPackard @WSJ

        Oh my penis is already on the internet.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. loyalblue15‏ @loYalblue15 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @papagarrbear @AdamMPackard @WSJ

        Shocker...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Marshall Coleman‏ @MarshallColeman 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @WSJ

        My fairly social, mildly sheltered, TV-starved daughters love it. Sure creates fewer uncomfortable discussions than most comedy programs.

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      1. Dallin Gomez‏ @DallinGomez 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @WSJ

        @StudioC_tv is hilarious! I know a lot of you will criticize without checking them out, but you should really watch a few of their vids.

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      1. Laura Lespinasse‏ @lorolemur 18 Oct 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/jkEi6YBdkB

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      2. Seth Ashby‏ @sashby1988 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @WSJ

        Comedy is a coping mechanism. Meta to life. Life is vaulger so is comedy.

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      3. Big Al‏ @douglasturtle 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @sashby1988 @WSJ

        Life is what now?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Matt Jeppson‏ @MattJeppson 20 Oct 2017
        Replying to @WSJ

        bravo, intelligent comedy that hasn't sunken into the base gutter for its laughs.

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      1. Ron E‏ @ronaboe5 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @WSJ

        Don't bet on it!

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      1. The_Feendish_One‏ @Feendish_One 18 Oct 2017
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        You may not need cursing, politics and flatulence, but those things help. Sometimes a lot.

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      1. Sharon‏ @sspital1212 18 Oct 2017
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        The Entertainment Industry is way out of hand... The entertainers of today are all WACKED OUT!!! Shame on all of these people!!!

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      1. savemejebus‏ @savemejebus0 18 Oct 2017
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        Is comedy with cursing, politics and flatulence better? Generation after generation of comedy says yes. Fucking politics fart.

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      1. Steven Streets 🎺‏ @StevenStreets 18 Oct 2017
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        WTF do you expect in this world where the President of USA has a name that is the British Slang word for fart! Don't get me started on TRUMP

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