So today's kids are traumatized every time they see breakfast prepared? 


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ehh it's not like our fairy tales and nursery rhymes haven't been sanitised for hundreds of years already if you know the orig it's fine
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"Grimm's Fairy Tales"
Cinderella's evil stepsisters stopped chopping off their toes & heels trying to make glass slipper fit ages ago. -
i feel like that narrative actually has super-valid social critique sanitising it kinda makes the whole thing lose its value
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This is such a first world issue.
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Trumps next executive order is to stop this.
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GAH!!!!!!!!!!! Have we really come to this?
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Fairytales 4 Real World
Lil Ms. Muffet snatched dat shoe off, chased Spider down & terminated him w EXTREME PREJUDICE!!
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Moral of Humpty Dumpty is teach kids to be careful. Only one life. Not even the king or anyone can save u if u take a chance and goof-up
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Ring around the rosy - if you're illiterate, what's a simple way to remember symptoms of Black Death?
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What in the world is wrong with America? A very sad state.
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Humpty is suppose to break, it's an egg!!!
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Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf meet and share a very effective victim-offender dialogue. The End,
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What parent even sings humpty dumpty to their kids anymore?? Arent they all on their kindles and youtube kids???
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thats pretty dumb and negates to moral or the story.
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don't worry kids, entropy isn't real. no need to worry about it
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He was egged on anyway!
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Good grief! Thank God my kids aren’t “snowflakes”!
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If they mess with Jack and Jill due to the hill fall, I AM protesting.
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