Great, we are now living in a college freshmans lame attempt at writing a Pynchon novel
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You can tell you're at the right restaurant. It's the one with orange smudges all over the door knobs and salt shakers
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Americans prove once again that we collectively have awful taste.
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Arteries must be just cringing at this news...
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We won't have to worry about being attacked by North Korea, we are doing ourselves in... a chomp at a time. Ponder that one.
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Yeah let's prIse food that kills destroys...as GOP Reps & Trump Pence destroy health care. DUMP Trump Pence Ryan McConnell
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Scary...no wonder type 2 diabetes is skyrocketing this country!
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Oh cheesus! pass.
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Another example of how dumb New Yorkers are, they prob will do a cleanse a week later. Simpletons
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so north korea was right about us after all
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Cheetos needs to denounce trump like the tiki torch people denounced racism
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