I keep a bottle of bourbon in my desk. It's common knowledge. If you're having a bad day, you come to me with a cup of ice. 
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Considering the rails, roads, tunnels and trains are crumbling and the commute worse than ever, why not be allowed to drink?
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Print something cogent and with some relevance like an article on $500 plain white tee-shirts for the ludicrously wealthy
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For real this would make work a lot easier in the weekends

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