take karate lessons?
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Hire a body guard to protect you
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Don't resist police and law enforcement!
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Don't fly United
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full body protective gear
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Wear a helmet
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bring boxing gloves
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Or you can raise hell - get beat up and collect the multi-million settlement...
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Chill out go 4 a snack take what there offering/and move on
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Take the $1000 and reimburse your ticket and take another airline
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I will punch myself first, to save time.
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Trick question it turns out, it's about how to "get on" an overbooked flight not how not to be 'ejected'! Nothing helps in the latter!
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Take the money and run....
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Just prayer
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Keep your hands at ten and two?
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Brace yourself for a beat down..
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