Your writers should take this test to find out how long they can stand it before they call somone Hitler
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some experts say pay no mind to news accounts that takes jokes out of context
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@WSJ: Experts say pay no mind to claims that goldfish can focus longer than humans; ... http://on.wsj.com/2l0VV05 pic.twitter.com/MZNZl1Tgjq
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There are also claims that 8 seconds is all the time that
@RolfeWinkler,@jacknicas, and@benfritz spent on research on PewDiePie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Your organizations intelligence is less than a goldfish.
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Props to anyone who thought about
@TheEllenShow when they read this. Swim, Swim, Persist, Exist!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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mine is less than a Goldfish
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I stopped reading after you said pay. HOw long was that?
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your attention spans seem a few seconds long
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#hilarious and probably true for some humans.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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that goldfish? Probably a better journalist than any of you lot.
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