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    The Wall Street Journal‏Verified account @WSJ 23 Jan 2016

    "Spermbot" created by German scientists helps sperm swim faster, more effectively to an egg. http://on.wsj.com/23jQMPP pic.twitter.com/y91DQmk5qS

    6:57 PM - 23 Jan 2016
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      2. Mary Murphy‏ @FastFM 23 Jan 2016
        Replying to @WSJ

        @WSJ WTH!? Can the Germans now invent a tiny missile launcher for the egg to use against those damn things!?

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      1. Marshall O Covington‏ @MarshallOCoving 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ You have got to be fucking kidding me right, hell, all I need is a shot of whiskey, and a joint, hell, I got Paige pregnant....

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      1. paula yokoyama‏ @YokoyamaPj 24 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ forget it. figure out a way to slow those sperm down!

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      1. David Boik‏ @dboik0104 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ great.The idea is to not let retarded sperm make it to the egg first.this is something to be proud of?

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      1. AgriConsult‏ @AgriConsult 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ This is an Eww-Boat..

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      1. Roscoe‏ @GetHatterMad 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ how the hell do you install that?

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      1. KJR‏ @KraenJay 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ they attached a GPS and flippers to them 😄

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      1. M.O.J.O.‏ @truthordoor 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ Got damn.Are we just gunna f*ck with everydamn thing?Where's Sarah Conner?

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      1. Bitter Klinger‏ @klinger_bitter 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ Yet another awesome product from the Germans.

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      1. Pigeonhead‏ @daveryanoc 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ Great, more people we don't need. This planet sucks.

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      1. ~THE_PHOENIX_RISING~‏ @AResilientWoman 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ That just scared the hell out of me that I jumped and moved like it was headed my way.

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      2. Matthew McInerney‏ @MMcInerney89 23 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ @haydenjohnson94 seems like a good use of scients

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      1. Ashleigh Sexsmith‏ @AshSexSmith 31 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ There's a costly solution to a non-problem, 7.4 billion and counting. #1%Problems

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      1. Quennisha‏ @yoshigirl102 27 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ were can I get this at

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      1. Adrian Roy‏ @Adrian_roy666 26 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ hw exactly r they gonna use it? Take a semen sample n make sure these speed raising suits go over the sperms n inject to the female?

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      1. Thetamada Pavan‏ @paun007 25 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ A wow moment! Good for all those 'struggling' couple!

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      1. Susan I. Weinstein‏ @swpubrel 25 Jan 2016
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        @WSJ really?

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