@WSJ "Barack, I am your father."
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@WSJ "Vladimir Putin assures reporters that there will be no further military buildup in the Ukraine."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ Raised from Dead,Vader arouses crowd by demonstrating "Sci-Fiagra," Levitating Power of The Dark Side "May The Force B W/U!"#WSJcaptionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ "we are looking into the rumors that Han Solo has escaped his cyro freezing but at this time we are still waiting to hear from Jabba"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ Dick Cheney takes a few questions from the media#WSJcaptionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ These allegations of PED use are false, manufactured, and downright absurd.(Wave of hand)This is not the press conference u r looking 4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ Cation: Fools!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ Darth Vader goes public with plans to construct Death Star. - 1 more reply
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@WSJ Lady Gaga announces 2015 farewell tour.#WSJcaption -
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@WSJ so she handed me a drink, only real snotty like....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ @NiteOwlOne1 I'm here in Des Moines to announce my candidacy for POTUS in 2016!!!!#WSJcaptionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@WSJ I am your father, and yours, and yours, and yours........Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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