Literally just checked to see if this was a parody account.
Good lord.



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Same. WTF?
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The Sesame Street letter of the day is D...as in Desperate

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As in d - u - m
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That’s actually not the worst idea out there!
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That’s pretty unethical.
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Thank you for my first good laugh of the day!
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Trump thinks he can buy anyone.
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....with no money
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