A side salad is healthier than a side of fries. The burger stays the same in each case. Therefore, if you order a salad instead of french fries, you have chosen a healthier meal with fewer carbs and calories. No paradox, just degrees of poor dietary decisions.
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Agreed, That’s why you should drop all the “vegetables” and eat just the burger and maybe the cheese. Add bacon for garnish.
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WHAT? This is treason...or libel! I demand a retraction.
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I’m gonna preface this with I didn’t read this at all but isn’t the implication that we think a salad will at least be less fattening than fries? Like wtf what do you take us, the lowly masses, for
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But it makes the meal healthier, thanks to extra fiber, vitamins and minerals. Also, I eat fresh strawberries every morning with my granola. Shocking!
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OH SWEAR ?!
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That make no sense
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Oh fuvk off who actually thinks that ?
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But that fiber makes that clog of dead cow come out easier.
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I’ve been saying this for at least a hundred years! Thank you! Now get that crap salad out of our sandwiches!
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The cholesterol and calories will not go away with the,......ruffage.
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